So I decided it could serve no purpose existing as it was intended to. I took it out back and started hitting it with a hammer. As it came apart, it suddenly developed much more personality.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Backyard Symphony VIII: Brokedown Melody
So I decided it could serve no purpose existing as it was intended to. I took it out back and started hitting it with a hammer. As it came apart, it suddenly developed much more personality.
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Backyard Symphony VII: Long Tones
Friday, November 23, 2007
Backyard Symphony VI: Berried Guitar
That's a pansy, inside the guitar. "Pansy" has some pretty weak associations, but let me tell you, it's one of the only flowers that's hardy enough to bloom in the fall. Good on yer, flower.
Don't you just love these berries? Crimson red is such an enticing color. It reminds a lot of the scenes from "American Beauty", where what's-her-face was framed by rose petals. The whole thing wound up having such a lavish look to it that it made me think of weddings, harvests, offerings of gifts. A bit of technological help on the next two.
This picture knocks me out. It has a tremendous, geometrical look to it, like it's broken apart in time and space, coming at you in waves of squares. I sort of wish that would happen to me every now and then. By far my favorite of the set.
Backyard Symphony V: The Bell Tree
Backyard Symphony IV: That Cool Sound
Actually, my little habit of freezing things goes way back into my early childhood. Other kids would set action figures on fire; I would put them in a container of water and throw them into the freezer. I have no idea what this says about me.
This actually reminds me of Albert Collins, the noted Telecaster-wielding bluesman, who had a whole wealth of sub-zero nicknames. He wrote a bunch of songs with titles like "Avalanche", "Frosty"... you get the idea. Here he is for purposes of comparison, in a much cooler (ha ha) picture than mine.
Backyard Symphony III: Even Stick Men Get the Blues
I realize there are no pictures of actual people in these sets. So I suppose this doughty little homunculus will have to suffice. Harmonica purchased at a toy store, along with an el cheapo wooden flute and a jingle shaker for about $10. Sculpture wire procured at a local art store.
Our little friend's particularly reflective body made for a difficult posing. He blended into pretty much any background. But I feel like I managed to capture his soul. He could actually play that thing pretty well, considering his lack of lungs.
And like any good blues player, he enjoyed taking a little time off to reflect on hard times and all the stick wimmin that had done him wrong.
Before I knew it, he was gone, but not before nicking $10 out of my wallet and running up my long-distance bill. Godspeed, you little harp-huffing twist of wire.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Backyard Symphony II: Psychedelicize
This guitar had a long and tortured history. I bought one of those "build your own guitar" kits from a music store years ago. I didn't even really bother with the actual construction aspect of it-- I assumed most of the hardware was crap, and besides, I just wanted to paint the body to look like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. (Red with black/white stripes-- you know the one. Only I used blue instead of red). Anyway, lots of cans of Krylon later, I had a pretty cool-lookin' body.

I wondered if it would ever be playable. I took one look at the schematics for installing one's own pickups etc. and thought, "Ha ha ha no." So I took it to a luthier's.

He said that the guitar pieces could be assembled into a technically playable thing, yes. I told him I wanted a single humbucker in the bridge position. I also showed him the neck I had bought from Warmoth.com. He took it all in stride.

I wondered if it would ever be playable. I took one look at the schematics for installing one's own pickups etc. and thought, "Ha ha ha no." So I took it to a luthier's.

He said that the guitar pieces could be assembled into a technically playable thing, yes. I told him I wanted a single humbucker in the bridge position. I also showed him the neck I had bought from Warmoth.com. He took it all in stride.
When the guitar was finally assembled, despite my helping the guy, it was indeed a functioning instrument. Except it was all solid white, my snazzy EVH paint job having been covered by a starker base coat for further artistic renderings.

The guitar looked cool but was pretty unpleasant to play. The small frets meant I had to exert myself mightily just to press the strings down. The neck, for some reason, felt dry and sticky. It had all the slick, lissome playability of a flypaper strip. The coolest thing about it was probably the locking Floyd Rose bridge. I could flail on that sucker all day and it would stay in tune nicely. Songs I would play none, but I could get a melismatic shriek out of this beast no problem.

One day, after drinking lots of coffee, I decided to wreak my will upon this poor Frankensteinian guitar once more. Using some fine tipped markers, I decided to doodle upon it anything that took my fancy. It wound up being bright and oddly affable. (I also wrote the names of numerous guitarist-type heroes around the pickup itself, in an incantory fashion).


The guitar looked cool but was pretty unpleasant to play. The small frets meant I had to exert myself mightily just to press the strings down. The neck, for some reason, felt dry and sticky. It had all the slick, lissome playability of a flypaper strip. The coolest thing about it was probably the locking Floyd Rose bridge. I could flail on that sucker all day and it would stay in tune nicely. Songs I would play none, but I could get a melismatic shriek out of this beast no problem.
One day, after drinking lots of coffee, I decided to wreak my will upon this poor Frankensteinian guitar once more. Using some fine tipped markers, I decided to doodle upon it anything that took my fancy. It wound up being bright and oddly affable. (I also wrote the names of numerous guitarist-type heroes around the pickup itself, in an incantory fashion).
Backyard Symphony I: The String Tree
The materials for this photo set were magnificently simple. The most essential part, of course, were the strings. I used a set of D'Addario .010's (endorsement please), which are nice because they have differently-colored ball ends. I'm all about the colors, don't you know.




...and give them a sense of suspension-- I decided to help these leaves defy gravity a little.

The strings were atached with nails (sorry, tree). I was also fortunate enough to have a tree in my backyard that had a geometrically protruberant imprecision (read: round-lookin' thing) that functioned as the tree's "sound hole", mimicking that of an acoustic guitar.
I also liked how the strings reminded me of spiderwebs.
...which are designed to catch things.
...and give them a sense of suspension-- I decided to help these leaves defy gravity a little.
They were a real bugger to hang-- I can't imagine how Andy Goldsworthy finds the patience...
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